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…I bet Echo that she couldn't repeat the following line ten times fast:Â Cupid's Academy counts kissing cousins as completed conquests cause his classes cunningly conspire unconscious couples to copulate and canoodle copiously.Tai
2
Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding.Tai
3
She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string.Tai
4
Even Cronus, the Titan who literally had his kids for breakfast, would find these facts hard to swallow.Tai
5
This coming from the god who zinged Guinevere and Lancelot while King Arthur was away slaying dragons.Tai
6
Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock.Tai
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…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous, " she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call her hair.Tai