8 Quotes & Sayings By Tai

Tai Kiewit is a contemporary illustrator based in Melbourne, Australia. Her work has been featured in many publications including The Sydney Morning Herald, The Age, The Courier Mail, Australian Women's Weekly, The Big Issue, Wallpaper*, I Love Melbourne*, Woman's Day Magazine and The Female Eye. She was recently selected for inclusion in the 2012 Archibald Prize National Exhibition. Her illustrations have also been used on many book covers including A Little Book of Masks by Jennifer Leaver.

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…I bet Echo that she couldn't repeat the following line ten times fast:  Cupid's Academy counts kissing cousins as completed conquests cause his classes cunningly conspire unconscious couples to copulate and canoodle copiously. Tai
2
Since my trips to Earth, I've only managed to assemble a few basics facts about humans, condensing them in to four, overall points: kids got Reese's, teens got recess, adults got recessions, and seniors got receding. Tai
3
She wore an A-line bridal gown with a V-shaped neckline while Apollo playing Bach's Air on the G string. Tai
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Even Cronus, the Titan who literally had his kids for breakfast, would find these facts hard to swallow. Tai
5
This coming from the god who zinged Guinevere and Lancelot while King Arthur was away slaying dragons. Tai
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Instantly, the pair fell to groping one other as if each had puff the magic dragon at a rock concert in Woodstock. Tai
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…you know how hard it is to be utterly, drop dead gorgeous, " she said, twirling that shiny instrument of torture she liked to call her hair. Tai